By far, our best seller.

Our cookies are not for the financially faint of heart.

Every so often, someone sees the price and thinks: "They're just cookies.."

Oh, my sweet summer child.

These cookies began their journey long before the oven was turned on.

First, we milk the livestock.

Then we turn some of the milk's cream into butter.

Then we go on a farm-wide scavenger hunt because our chickens believe nesting boxes are merely suggestions, and try to collect enough eggs to proceed with the mission.

Then we make our own chocolate chips from simple ingredients because apparently I enjoy making life unnecessarily difficult.

THEN we make the cookies.

At this point, these cookies have had a longer production process than some luxury vehicles.

Most cookies start in a mixing bowl.

These cookies start with livestock negotiations.

I don't just bake them.

I have to coordinate an agricultural supply chain.

The sheep, goats, chickens, and I are basically a very small corporation with poor management and no HR department.

Could I buy butter? Yes.

Could I buy chocolate chips? Also yes.

Could I stop turning simple baking projects into a full-scale farm operation? Probably not.

If you're looking for the cheapest cookies in Michigan, these ain't it.

If you're looking for cookies that required milking animals, hunting for hidden eggs, making butter, making chocolate chips, and several questionable decisions...

Congrats. You've found them.